It’s only Tuesday and already this week sucks.
Starbucks announced the end to its open doors policy, which defined the brand since its founding, to allegedly prevent homeless people from using the restrooms. Apparently they’re under the misconception that people who don’t own houses also don’t drink coffee. Pretty soon people will be asked for “proof of housing” before they’re served in restaurants.
Republicans voted to exclude about a dozen American women from women’s sports, because it’s not like California is on fire or anything important is going on.
Capital One stole $2 billion in interest owed to customers using their 360 Savings account (which includes me).
The United States still refuses to address the H5N1 epidemic, and 18 million egg-laying birds died last week as a result. As such, the price of eggs has again spiked and producers say it’ll take 6-9 months to recover.
The Jack Smith report is being buried under Pete Hegseth’s confirmation hearings.
